i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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