Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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