I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
