just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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