How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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