It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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