K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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