hell yes lets make some ravioli
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My vagina is officially offended.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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