sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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