so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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