Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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