Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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