and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
His nipple licking is glorious
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