you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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