Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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