Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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