she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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