What did we do last night that was yellow?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
