did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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