First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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