How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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