i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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