How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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