Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Did I show you my penis last night?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Randomize
