Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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