when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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