Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
