Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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