For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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