oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
