marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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