So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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