Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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