very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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