so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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