Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You were trust falling into bushes
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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