nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
