Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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