we have officially lost it.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
