Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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