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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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