No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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