Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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