it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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