So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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