Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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