No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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