it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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