oh god the rape fog is back!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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