dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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